Hey Hey it's the Graboids!

And people say they Graboid around!


Tremors 2 was a fun movie! (any movie that has people running around and shooting at monsters is fun IMO)

I didn't know that there were four Temors movies released. To be honest I don't even really remember the first one. This second one was fun though, and it makes me want to see the other ones. It was probably one of the better movies we have watched so far on this blog. (that says a lot)


The Goods: It's a fun movie monster movie. The use of animatronics was actually impressive.
The Bads: Some acting was really hammy. The worst part was when they made the creatures in CG to make a pyramid. They looked awful.
The Moral: Graboids are like gremlins. I'd hate to see what happens when they get wet.
Rating: 4 "Doing what I can with what I got" out of 5

I'm sorry, I don't know what this is. But it exists now.

It's a Whole New Ball Game!

I think the Tremors movies are great. They're not really scary movies, but that might be because I've watched them so many times! It kinda reminds me of Gremlins, in that it doesn't take itself too seriously and it's just a fun mindless monster movie to watch. It's too bad that Kevin Bacon didn't want to stick with the quadrilogy, but that's fine because he wasn't my favorite character of the franchise. My favorite would have to be Burt Gummer, he always has a blast blowing up graboids.

The monster effects were a lot better in this installment than in its predecessor. They played around a little bit with CG effects (witch were not composited very well; they always seem too bright for the scene), but mostly stuck with the physical puppets (which looked pretty good).

Tremors is a classic, but my favorite out of the franchise would have to be Tremors 2: Aftershocks.

I give this move 4 Pounds of C4 out of 5.

 

It's Bert! hur hur

~B-Man

New Topic! Now it's MY Turn >:]

This week's movie is... *drum-roll*

Tremors 2: Aftershocks

Awwwww Yeaaaaaaaaaah

I regret nothing!

~B-Man 

Three Stooges + Obesity + Bad Rap =?

A bad movie. ಠ_ಠ

I'm a little bias when it comes to rap, I think most of it is garbage.
The movie, "Disorderlies", starring the "Fat Boys" was not entertaining in any way; it was just annoying. Especially their beat-box farting theme.


I'll give it points for possibly the best line ever: "No, we have to be subtle. Lets kill them with the explosion!"

 I give this movie 1 Bad Rap Band out of 5.

Yes, the one in the back is eating a tree; because, you know, he's health conscious n' sh*t.

~B-Man

Unorganized Orderlies

Disorderlies had rapping in it, so does my review!

This movie was cheese, but watch it if you please. Don't say I didn't warn you, when you are watching the doodoo! Colourful shirts and a sideway hat, nike airs you can't beat that. This movie has dancing, food and rapping too, as well as a greedy blonde nephew! 3 crazy dudes who try real hard, don't worry old man they won't let down their guard. Protect your money with all their might, end with a high five in the daylight!!!!!!

The Fat Boys should not quit there day job. I took the liberty of making an advertisement for a possible new career opportunity. Don't worry Boys, this ones on the house!













I give this movie 2 Wrappin' Rappers out of5

Just Eat It

Disorderlies was a pretty phat movie. Phat like the cool kids say. Not fat like the fat boys.

I also mean phat as in not bad. Not terrible, and not good, just phat. Where am I going here. I lost my train of thought.

Disorderlies was like watching the three stooges, but with bad timing and cheesy acting. Yeah that's it.

The Goods: Overall fun movie, freeze frame high five at the end of the movie.
The Bads: Very predictable, full rap song midway through the movie.
The Moral: Don't make exuberant amounts of money because your nephew will try and kill you.
Rating: 2 Dominos pizza product placements out of 5

Disorderlies

I had seen this movie back in the day, and it was a nice trip back to wholesome rap. When songs were about eating food, Freddy, and hip hoppin' and not stoppin' before they changed to ho's, and bitches, and cappin' cronic asses.
That said it was pretty bad. Terrible acting and poor characters, pretty predictable jokes and plot. It was really like a commercial for the Fat Boys, whose careers seemed to disappear from the headlines after this movie for some reason.
Watch it for the fun but don't expect much more.

I give this one 2 dope beats out of 5

Couldn't really think of anything different than the other drawings so I went with a logo type thing.