tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44680563040777351652024-02-19T17:31:49.463-08:00Drawn in 60 SecondsMalcolmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00597868945850980669noreply@blogger.comBlogger77125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-53603841742673403032017-05-05T07:39:00.001-07:002017-05-05T07:39:20.390-07:00Hi Malcolm! I'm 6 years since the last post!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-26862042952876079442011-11-08T08:02:00.000-08:002011-11-08T08:15:22.534-08:00HEY! HEY! WE'RE BACK!!After an unplanned four month hiatus, Drawn in 60 Seconds is back with a new movie.<br /><br />Since we missed Halloween, which is the best time to pick a movie, you will be treated to a scary and wonderful looking movie with a surprise cast.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkaadbYmg0Mc-xVPsK-BhR6bE1XXlLFPdxCJWxwJ0o3316g01Nhp4quZn9AEaKvlbjhItC73pSsaMTORaX2yzZ3s242_ZE2DZ4765DdaK-mn5Mc4RiQhZQcZhEJ7KgH9dyt4xKYozJY0jq/s1600/CREEPSHOW.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 210px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkaadbYmg0Mc-xVPsK-BhR6bE1XXlLFPdxCJWxwJ0o3316g01Nhp4quZn9AEaKvlbjhItC73pSsaMTORaX2yzZ3s242_ZE2DZ4765DdaK-mn5Mc4RiQhZQcZhEJ7KgH9dyt4xKYozJY0jq/s320/CREEPSHOW.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5672658694641778706" border="0" /></a>EnjoyMalcolmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00597868945850980669noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-52832785414773565982011-07-01T14:02:00.000-07:002011-07-01T19:32:06.701-07:00Shopping Mall?Why are we reviewing shopping malls now? What? Oh "CHOPPING" mall! oooh killer robots and terrible acting! oh that makes sense now.<br /><br />Chopping Mall was a fun movie, it is the epitome of what this blog should be about. Although the movie itself is mind-numbingly awful it was still fun and really entertaining.<br />Lots of movies have been getting A+s in "mind-numbingly awful" but Ds in "fun and entertaining". So this one passed the test.<br /><br /><span style="color:green;">The Goods:</span> A bad movie that was fun to watch with friends. The type of movie that is more enjoyable when everyone is talking about it while it plays.<br /><br /><span style="color:red;">The Bads:</span> There was lots of "bad" things in this movie but they all added to the overall appeal. The worst thing was probably how cliché the teens acted. <br /><br /><span style="color:blue;">Life lesson:</span> How to escape from killbots: Hide or take the stairs.<br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC66;">Rating:</span> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC33;">3.5</span></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC33;"> </span></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF9900;">pink lasers </span></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC33;">out of 5</span></span></b><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTLHu_maiZnWXqkdVTmbt4knQy5RYHvtuc7tI3qUzx-_SaboysMpIdhQMgbz_wQHANTMoadtpMclyjWtC-ujzAsxdh2D0FzaobSrxatv-XIyiQPZ5WqnMANuBFPHKbWAB2tmnw7g8w6VDY/s1600/johnny5_choppingmall.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTLHu_maiZnWXqkdVTmbt4knQy5RYHvtuc7tI3qUzx-_SaboysMpIdhQMgbz_wQHANTMoadtpMclyjWtC-ujzAsxdh2D0FzaobSrxatv-XIyiQPZ5WqnMANuBFPHKbWAB2tmnw7g8w6VDY/s320/johnny5_choppingmall.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5624559293502909090" border="0"></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-81515241616462716692011-06-25T21:16:00.000-07:002011-06-26T11:21:44.237-07:00Didn't want to go shopping anyway.Chopping Mall was a prime example of why we do this blog. A very obscure movie and yet very entertaining. I really enjoyed it! From opening credits to the last couple minutes of the movie I was laughing at all the glorious cheese! The very premiss of this movie doesn't make sense and Corina pointed that out in the first 3 mins of the movie. Killbots in a mall rolling around can be defeated by...stairs. NOT SCARY. Also heights and low spots out of a robot's line of vision, but instead these teens "duck and weave" right in the line of fire. The killing line up was very predictable, they followed the horror movie rules. But Oh the dazzling visual graphics...just stunning. I also loved how the robots sounded like vacuum cleaners, very stealthy. But my favorite part in the whole movie: man rides slow moving scoot buggy into robot and is electrocuted. Epic death of all time.<br />For all those "B" movie enthusiasts this movie is a must see!!!!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkZy5uf1Ydtf92m4xDDxDnShO0hu2MIeK-X1tRafHwZehChNINew4yO8dQLUFrV7IKhC6mNfv1FpY3f4oEJzQWvPy-ALaYfw3EXpo5OuuRjisnSis_HdDWonz3zcNVPi8w6tOCxkBY4xg/s1600/hoover_choppingmall.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 249px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkZy5uf1Ydtf92m4xDDxDnShO0hu2MIeK-X1tRafHwZehChNINew4yO8dQLUFrV7IKhC6mNfv1FpY3f4oEJzQWvPy-ALaYfw3EXpo5OuuRjisnSis_HdDWonz3zcNVPi8w6tOCxkBY4xg/s320/hoover_choppingmall.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5622594859576378226" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">I give this movie <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">4 <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">air pinchin' intimidations out of <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">5</span></span></span><br /></div>Elisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07467862906520764495noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-25025097456184981552011-06-16T20:26:00.000-07:002011-07-01T19:28:23.283-07:00Chopping Mall (1986)<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsqqrYye8iIFbDwaJfP7K_Mnwbu2GWY9TymtNxvJmyHb7dzzcZkVoNmFm4evwe0-CsNLSwEVdrw8pTrY0oluAmfYf_dIJN5dMfNDLdRflVgc3EVLwA272NuhT6DyOIU0vF8h-iC7QkrVs/s1600/chopping+mall.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 207px; height: 317px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsqqrYye8iIFbDwaJfP7K_Mnwbu2GWY9TymtNxvJmyHb7dzzcZkVoNmFm4evwe0-CsNLSwEVdrw8pTrY0oluAmfYf_dIJN5dMfNDLdRflVgc3EVLwA272NuhT6DyOIU0vF8h-iC7QkrVs/s320/chopping+mall.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5619025242398024930" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">"Where shopping can cost you an arm and a leg" hahaha clever!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RLMyInUPQ2g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></div><div style="text-align: left;">I know we are all eager to watch this movie but make sure you watch it in the day time. I can tell this is going to be one of "those" movies that make you jump from your bedroom door into bed and make you have to pee in pairs! </div><div><div><br /></div></div>Elisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07467862906520764495noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-77843874458618401312011-06-14T12:57:00.000-07:002011-06-14T00:03:24.843-07:00Freedom Isn't free, Jack!<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102); font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">IMPORTANT NOTE:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">I'm going to try and be nice in this review. I'm not going to be mean or negative.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">It's going to be full of sunshine and rainbows.</span></span><br /><br /></div>Freejack was a delightful movie filled with pink race car explosions, time travel and tin foil surgeons using lightning guns to lobotomize Emilio Estevez.<br /><br />It has digital old men trying to steal young men's body's to live forever and it's full of... Ahhh I can't do it anymore. Freejack wasn't good. It was boring and predictable, none if the characters mattered, the acting was okay, but nothing really happened that was worth the money to put it on screen. I guarantee Anthony Hopkins does not talk about Freejack and probably slaps anyone who brings it up.<br /><br />All in all the idea wasn't bad, and the acting was okay, but the movie stinks anyway.<br /><br />Here is how I remember the movie (maybe that's why I didn't like it):<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7NQ2v4z8BnQfu6DnwYrpWIWYqKeUaqktuwWVzp269zDgq1OhdT6WZoAiptAzoVwRY4WtPuJgQkGf1ZsGdcCxj6NJpGefcC3KNEz61vAYZ6w3oSf_Qxfw5VnFBxUJVFnrMjDvPMp9_UUj-/s1600/freejack_is_awesome.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 319px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7NQ2v4z8BnQfu6DnwYrpWIWYqKeUaqktuwWVzp269zDgq1OhdT6WZoAiptAzoVwRY4WtPuJgQkGf1ZsGdcCxj6NJpGefcC3KNEz61vAYZ6w3oSf_Qxfw5VnFBxUJVFnrMjDvPMp9_UUj-/s320/freejack_is_awesome.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5617966305238250418" border="0" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC66;">Rating:</span> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC33;">1</span></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC33;"> </span></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF9900;">nibble on Emilio's ear </span></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC33;">out of 5</span></span></b><br /><br /><br />BTW isn't it weird that this movie takes place in 2009? It's like watching a movie that takes place in the future, but is still in the past. Head explode!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-87319328342137440662011-06-13T21:39:00.000-07:002011-06-14T00:07:52.873-07:00FreeJack more like PeeVac. Get it a Vacuum that sucks urine?!Wow...what a movie. What can I say it was 2 hours of computer browsing time. When I am able to browse the web and still be able to know whats going on in the movie thats pretty bad! FreeJack was an educational experience. I learned how to be romatic "nibble my ear for luck", saran wrap has more uses then keeping food fresh, and if you need to blend into a poverty stricken place just limp a little (same goes for if you need to blend in with pirates, I feel completely capable now even if I don't get the help of Tinkerbell). Seeing Emilio brings back the days of the Mighty Ducks I just couldn't help but expect Emilio to yell at some point "Flying V"... it never happened:(<br />FreeJack was pretty boring I didn't care about the characters, the action scenes were weak to say the least and the special effects could have been done better in my basement! One thing I found amusing in the movie was Brad. The bad guy from Mr. Nanny sans metal plate in his head... I always wondered what he looked like without it. I've concluded he just looks less shiny!<br />Overall I don't want to watch the movie again, that was 2 hrs of my life that I will miss and I would have rather watched Gymkata again!!!!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-PpSVAsBsRcU_YHVXBaEVcX9RSfHUoskzrKoPVCcJvNGfrNh9sEtFS8HFCN0fDgw_hT7qACywl0AFhI-Dukq57AQzy9Stlav_MkzpblSuuFNsUHrA2NHpTnY8QyMbuY10Jfj8yVyYGAk/s1600/mightyduck.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 242px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-PpSVAsBsRcU_YHVXBaEVcX9RSfHUoskzrKoPVCcJvNGfrNh9sEtFS8HFCN0fDgw_hT7qACywl0AFhI-Dukq57AQzy9Stlav_MkzpblSuuFNsUHrA2NHpTnY8QyMbuY10Jfj8yVyYGAk/s320/mightyduck.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5617968434672019074" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">I give this movie <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">1 </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">deadly games of hide and go seek out of <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">5</span></span><br /></div>Elisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07467862906520764495noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-17396901109537676712011-06-08T08:37:00.000-07:002011-06-15T13:16:54.900-07:00What was this move called again?Movie makers in the 90's loved to make movies about how America has fallen from the top of the world when it actually was at the top. Now that its in a free fall you won't see any movies like this for many years to come.<br />This movie had all the ingredients, apocalyptic future, rich have advanced technology poor have nothing, like animals, funny looking futuristic cars. NY 2009 not even close to how it was portrayed in this movie.Its funny how the "futuristic" tv screens are still the old tv tube style.<br />Lots of familiar faces couldn't help this one. Horrible acting Mick Jaggar, Emilio acting isn't much better. Sir Anthony, what have you done?<br /><br />Slightly interesting plot but overwhelming who cares because you ultimately know what's going to happen. Basically hey who am I, what happened to me, who did this to me, get revenge or something type story.<br />I had to laugh when Emilio put that helmet on, way too big for him.<br />And oooooooh, a big eye, some crappy cg, and viola, they are in some kind of virtual reality mind swap with Anthony Hopkins, wow. Nice twist on the ending but it was pretty predictable.<br />Perfect way to wrap up a predictable 90's film, a boring one at that.<br />I give this one <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">2 <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">cat naps out of</span> 5</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnbG0CsrMGzs83K3-vSWKcGDV50umnU7p59UILqtAR80_RWTh2t2qpJPiYM4Yh0ZWWDaEsM_lp16QxWAFeNZ7OecBYSiq6r-f6ky2SoiNfdQJh0NJiaufUr7NBEq83Yr0NLMNjTb-R-HDa/s1600/016_FreeJack.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 303px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnbG0CsrMGzs83K3-vSWKcGDV50umnU7p59UILqtAR80_RWTh2t2qpJPiYM4Yh0ZWWDaEsM_lp16QxWAFeNZ7OecBYSiq6r-f6ky2SoiNfdQJh0NJiaufUr7NBEq83Yr0NLMNjTb-R-HDa/s320/016_FreeJack.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5618542856857229842" border="0" /></a><br />So I was really uninspired thinking of something to draw for this so I drew an alien elephant with no ears and chicken feet.Malcolmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00597868945850980669noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-51183486737811164312011-06-02T15:59:00.000-07:002011-06-02T16:13:35.213-07:00Freejack (1992)<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJjH9GUqUTNugW7PmNZ3NtDnF1iLTvVB3oWsIxZBJSm8DqLT5PSLECQWKzSSksb7-H3JMElUcKGujZlV27_BROkqNQp67SK8GuEz67HR9IaCq3JSpR2YdAeMZWvIMDvnyPVihwXj26cK5W/s1600/936full-freejack-poster.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 227px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJjH9GUqUTNugW7PmNZ3NtDnF1iLTvVB3oWsIxZBJSm8DqLT5PSLECQWKzSSksb7-H3JMElUcKGujZlV27_BROkqNQp67SK8GuEz67HR9IaCq3JSpR2YdAeMZWvIMDvnyPVihwXj26cK5W/s320/936full-freejack-poster.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613761526948828098" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2jlaE_8zcMU" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="349" width="425"></iframe><br /><br />I hope the year 2009 won't be like this...<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-4188299859920420582011-06-02T15:01:00.000-07:002011-06-02T15:38:20.552-07:00P-P-P-Porkys<span style="color:green;">The Goods:</span> Immature humor. I was pleasantly surprised that it had a decent plot.<br /><br /><span style="color:red;">The Bads:</span> Porky had his business torn down because he wouldn't let underage durps partake in his establishment. I have to side with Porky in this movie and I was kind of mad at how everything turned out. Those brats had no business being there and that redneck kid didn't need to KEEP going back there.<br /><br /><span style="color:blue;">Life lesson:</span> Highschool is a crazy time! It's full of interesting and outrageous situations! <span style="font-size:78%;">(not really)</span><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC66;">Rating:</span> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC33;">3</span></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC33;"> </span></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF9900;">broken headlights </span></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC33;">out of 5</span></span></b><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibtGCNcYvEpaMKbhZ0Cp9BKM7JHnBvJ5G5pKeKUpKBoerKkUpCmKyRLeS2dEYt7TdlMnMtffu8uJilO7X-jnSxVU7oZ8ahkTxwT9XHwpX7jPh4TVOVPUzEJuhVOI_qxRk4OvFSE9UyKdRO/s1600/porkys_porkypig.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 281px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibtGCNcYvEpaMKbhZ0Cp9BKM7JHnBvJ5G5pKeKUpKBoerKkUpCmKyRLeS2dEYt7TdlMnMtffu8uJilO7X-jnSxVU7oZ8ahkTxwT9XHwpX7jPh4TVOVPUzEJuhVOI_qxRk4OvFSE9UyKdRO/s320/porkys_porkypig.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613755300828552450" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-9037317347165274872011-05-30T15:05:00.000-07:002011-05-30T16:05:51.314-07:00Porky SchmorkyWell I watched this movie about a week and a half ago so it's a little tough to remember some of the comments I had but i will try. I could not tell when this movie was suppose to be taking place. It seemed to be late 50's ish but then the teens language and conduct was more like a movie of the 80's and 90's. Their cars and clothing were vintage as well. Oh and holy nudity! I should have guessed from the front cover of the movie but it caught me off guard. It was movie cheese at its finest, I love the pulling down of Porky's at the end the only thing that could have made that scene better would have been ........ a montage!!!! Overall just a fun movie to watch.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJ8rqPqtVmd9pzePLUX4Lr0fpqMtsWK0GQdSKSi-KIVv3TbCx9VwmzuU4luwKHV2GpdrQtOmCGALfd95HMRD8mJFJpHztiAFE3N8VwhU6JRzC4bp1Sx6mw01gXwZh4MzHzOppjdOqDKmw/s1600/porkies_wantedposter.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 254px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJ8rqPqtVmd9pzePLUX4Lr0fpqMtsWK0GQdSKSi-KIVv3TbCx9VwmzuU4luwKHV2GpdrQtOmCGALfd95HMRD8mJFJpHztiAFE3N8VwhU6JRzC4bp1Sx6mw01gXwZh4MzHzOppjdOqDKmw/s320/porkies_wantedposter.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5612649036994933154" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I give this movie <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">3 <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Faulty Plumbings out of <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">5</span></span></span>Elisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07467862906520764495noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-72630855365860042982011-05-27T08:35:00.000-07:002011-06-02T16:14:08.827-07:00No strippin... no dippinThis movie started off a little more crude than I thought it would. But it turned out this movie actually had a plot. REVENGE. Or so I thought. But then it wandered around to other adult pranks and predicaments. But then it went back to the revenge plot. And holy crap they ripped the whole building down, ha. No prank just rip the building down and piss off the jerk that can kill you. But it was a trap that wrapped up pretty easily, pretty good revenge I guess. Bad writing though.<br /><br />Judging by the poster and all the juvenile sex talk in the opening of this movie I thought we were in for something worse that all the American Pie movies combined. It actually turned out to be kind of a good movie. 80's you've done it again. This was one of the movies that started this kind of genre and I guess it is pretty tame by today's standards. Again this was one of those movies I was not allowed to see when I was little, but it probably would have been OK except for a couple scenes.<br /><br />Well all in all, this movie had alot going on, the pranks, police corruption, classic phone gags, racism, sexual assaults with a huge inflatable, explosions, seemingly unending story running into the credits. But I'll give it <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">2.5 <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">horribly acting Kim Cattralls out of </span>5</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgctce5CT8I3l_a033tdgF8TE73beYSKhXQBr-COh3Cub-QSCYp4DyLqc61AnMMpTHEVHWxY0o9H3ZJINCTyI8qZ2gisU1a6aclF2dWpkM8k6YffgkKhP4NtLz8kU5XTqn6Utux7Pdi1tvJ/s1600/015_Porkys.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 170px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgctce5CT8I3l_a033tdgF8TE73beYSKhXQBr-COh3Cub-QSCYp4DyLqc61AnMMpTHEVHWxY0o9H3ZJINCTyI8qZ2gisU1a6aclF2dWpkM8k6YffgkKhP4NtLz8kU5XTqn6Utux7Pdi1tvJ/s320/015_Porkys.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613749610820616466" border="0" /></a>Here is the never before seen cropped out portion of the porky's poster.<br />This one was truly drawn in 60 seconds, blecchh.Malcolmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00597868945850980669noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-14443345952184559842011-05-16T21:29:00.000-07:002011-05-16T10:59:28.055-07:00PORKY'S!!!!This week is Corina's pick, and since she still won't get an account, here's her post:<br />Well, don't wanna sound like a perv, but let's watch Porky's. This is a classic from the 80's, I think, but I have never actually watched it. Enjoy the Pork Fest guys! Corina<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDDiTprAVO8pbe2ereqzkuIFimwsUDWfJ09l7rWDVON_2p0u9uTX9-OmvV4ODZG0b-gkBn8EzZ6bc8ALGKY49ufWbEJzFusCNTkCq9GFEhMKgHBET6RilvR4VsrgUJ-ClFREItLMotneuO/s1600/porkys.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 208px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDDiTprAVO8pbe2ereqzkuIFimwsUDWfJ09l7rWDVON_2p0u9uTX9-OmvV4ODZG0b-gkBn8EzZ6bc8ALGKY49ufWbEJzFusCNTkCq9GFEhMKgHBET6RilvR4VsrgUJ-ClFREItLMotneuO/s320/porkys.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5607374353774005666" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7-RwhYCtwAk" allowfullscreen="" width="560" frameborder="0" height="349"></iframe></div>Malcolmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00597868945850980669noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-25883546670273511772011-05-15T10:28:00.000-07:002011-05-16T10:59:15.646-07:00no hay escapatoriaWhoops, I went all Espanol on the title there.<br />Well, this was a pretty good movie, as I remembered it.<br />This movie was made in 1994, the dawn of the digital age, and I noticed that the special effects on this one were not digital but optical. Probably one of the last few big action movies to use that type of technology, maybe.<br />The sets reminded me of Waterworld or Hook, you got the feeling that you were on a set, but that kinda has a charm to it.<br />One thing I didn't like was the wimpy Dillon brother, messing up the whole plan like that, and then was killed anyway, what a bother. On the other hand, Ray Liotta held his own as the action star.<br /><br />I'll give this one <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">3.5</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"> thank god Kevin Coster wasn't in this one's out of</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">5</span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtIIBScRXtP3G7BixFksMXYhHZNsJ15MsPUD3lbW5fAWtewqexTASdxxdLY0SzaxHqdPqLeBZJ8Qet81AzChZWNfF_Ww2HAyM9o4q3f6HaZP9TO3j7s9GM7iokvI1zmzVSRdJm3xVJ_bjx/s1600/014_No_Escape.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 249px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtIIBScRXtP3G7BixFksMXYhHZNsJ15MsPUD3lbW5fAWtewqexTASdxxdLY0SzaxHqdPqLeBZJ8Qet81AzChZWNfF_Ww2HAyM9o4q3f6HaZP9TO3j7s9GM7iokvI1zmzVSRdJm3xVJ_bjx/s320/014_No_Escape.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5607370641397574642" border="0" /></a><br /><br />This part made me lol when the 2 inept guards were skewered by an arrow then gave a hilarious scream/look and fell down the shaft. I though it was funny.Malcolmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00597868945850980669noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-57542168978758594122011-05-13T19:24:00.001-07:002011-05-13T19:24:55.667-07:00Escape From Absolom...I mean No EscapeThis was a really good movie, I will definitely watch it again in the future. I wouldn't even mind owning it!!! I find it hard to think of Ray Liotta as a bad ass because I always think of him as Manny the dad from Corrina Corrina. when Captain Robbins got dropped off at Absolom I thought he was going to join the "lost boys" and they were going to plan their escape, while fighting against majestic wild beasts, jungle disease and indigenous cannibal tribesman. I was a little off. I liked the way it ended up playing out. <br /><br />Lots of action, good story and I cared about the characters. An enjoyable movie to watch! Great pick!<br /><br /><br /><center><a href='https://picasaweb.google.com/107804270594211434622/DrawnIn60Seconds?authkey=Gv1sRgCLCmu7PNpcqVYA#5606064467810675682'><img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioIxM4zQg9v-F_9CUW3YF4ivKnOkEu2RD1EG8ZRX3HCQ7b7r1_SOLHIChfn-ZibxlViwey0QCIhxC3sBJjMX-AKtvHzvbN9MXKLvgJw4Kk7mBzv2F6Pw5sfl3TAmaY5eeSZJU_nylwfqY/s288/2.jpg' border='0' width='172' height='281' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />I give this movie <font color="green">4.25</font><font color="blue">Grown men's diaries out of</font><font color="green">5</font><br />Elisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07467862906520764495noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-45827115417494178092011-05-13T10:37:00.001-07:002011-05-13T12:02:50.925-07:00Escape? Nope!Who knew Ray Liotta running around an island could be this much fun?<br /><br />Seriously though, I have a headache so I'm gonna keep this short.<br /><br /><span style="color:green;">The Goods:</span> Good Movie. It was entertaining and fun.<br /><span style="color:red;">The Bads:</span> The whiny kid was a little annoying, but I guess he was important for the story progression.<br /><span style="color:blue;">Life lesson:</span> Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.<br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC66;">Rating:</span> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC33;">4</span></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC33;"> </span></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF9900;">Homemade Christmas Trees </span></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC33;">out of 5</span></span></b><br /><br /><br /><br /><center><a href="https://picasaweb.google.com/109317495721079874160/DrawnIn60Seconds?authkey=Gv1sRgCPq3nIPTuuvA4AE#5606072894291200066"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9r6xwp994h08YVy0ICJsD370LFW4nfqd1NFeaXaqYtD3GhTgn3LrR0NjpaRr16aF4M0HIP62naE77vL56QlUeBGw6jjwfEtHFAc-H5z4L8SAMg0stOVd711mDstE1TInVJokGCdA_N5Gl/s288/0.jpg" style="margin:5px" border="0" height="222" width="281" /></a></center>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-57101839114984613242011-05-03T09:16:00.000-07:002011-05-03T09:32:44.215-07:00No Escape<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaGQmwMRG3gEHq3KIarguDCObnJR_Xsd2X8vmF7isXGezRIAViBd0UgtUku5Cq0pDuAzHT8JK-_wYHIZV6MuqItn5XRRkE9ysB0XId-J8uqVRy-0dnWC0rg1VUfKC4THnNg5BMT7zUfuu1/s1600/NoEscape.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 230px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaGQmwMRG3gEHq3KIarguDCObnJR_Xsd2X8vmF7isXGezRIAViBd0UgtUku5Cq0pDuAzHT8JK-_wYHIZV6MuqItn5XRRkE9ysB0XId-J8uqVRy-0dnWC0rg1VUfKC4THnNg5BMT7zUfuu1/s320/NoEscape.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5602527899771580530" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br />Well, here you go, I saw this in the theater when it came out and thought to myself after, "I would see that gain".<br />Well its been17 years and I haven't seen it again... until now, well later I guess.<br />What more could you ask for, Liotta, a Ghostbuster, a Dillon, the android from Aliens, and a guy who I thought was Dennis Hopper, wow! Too much for me, I'm waay excited.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/m7IZDKk89M0" allowfullscreen="" width="425" frameborder="0" height="349"></iframe><br /></div>Malcolmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00597868945850980669noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-61573559783275450402011-05-02T19:31:00.001-07:002011-05-02T19:31:56.180-07:00Going To Need More Then A PrayerI am on a roll, I just keep picking gems. I thought this movie would be an extreme mighty ducks meets double dragon....it pretty much was. It even had a cheesy version of "the flying V". An angsty gang of teens has taken over the streets and the distribution of the drug mist, our Charley Conway of the movie Griffin(Corey Haim) has to become apart of the rollerboys (against his better judgement) for the cops. Armed only with good looks, mad blading skills, and a sweet pair of pants he single handedly takes down the rollerboys as well as a duo of dirty cops. He gets the girl, saves his father figure Speedbagger, and earns his younger brother an education. I love happy endings.<br /><br />This movie wasn't terrible. It kind of jumped all over the place though and it really didn't explain why or how the rollerboys came into power. However I did enjoy the rollerblading scenes with Griffin and I can appreciate the story. Nothing too memorable though.<br /><br /><br /><br /><center><a href='https://picasaweb.google.com/107804270594211434622/DrawnIn60Seconds?authkey=Gv1sRgCLCmu7PNpcqVYA#5602312029943667442'><img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjS1WGfUFoKY46gD-TFgSQ233tR5FNtxO7C_ICQVHShN-acYWCAsAip0bhkMsCJkwlKnhzZyGiyKvhEHxz38lGDTDH2gzxH1k_odd_5r8Zryflxa60e5LNU_WKboOTWejDF4r9YA5pfMIQ/s288/iphone_photo.jpg' border='0' width='208' height='281' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br />I give this movie <font color="orange">2.5</font><font color="blue">Crazy Jacob Mist makers out of</font><font color="orange">5</font><br />Elisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07467862906520764495noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-85507154387485294442011-05-02T16:34:00.000-07:002011-05-02T19:35:57.426-07:00RollerbarfWow. Elisa can sure pick em'. A nice healthy turd from the movie tree.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">The Prayer of the Rollerboys</span> is an action packed thrill ride with constant edge of your seat excitement. The powerful acting and breathtaking story will keep this movie relevant for generations to come.<br /><br />... Whoops! No, the opposite of that.<br /><br /><br /><span style="color:green;">The Goods:</span> Somewhat fun very 90s.<br /><span style="color:red;">The Bads:</span> Boring. At times I thought this movie was running on energizer batteries.<br /><span style="color:blue;">Life lesson:</span> How to make a movie:<br />1) Pour in a plot centered around an apocalyptic city.<br />2) Pick an activity that seems extreme.<br />3) Dash in some made up drug that seems to be the problem of the world.<br />4) Sprinkle in punks and attitude<br />5) ?<br />6) Profit<br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC66;">Rating:</span> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC33;">1</span></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC33;"> </span></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF9900;">hit of 'Mist' </span></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC33;">out of 5</span></span></b><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuHJvy3Lsc4ctEAh6Ksx39zj6XVnm-lJ_VPefkgFxOejq6BBWH7EJttydKsyH_CDFTdBw8uL2Mg5IdYleM1ao5Y7llaIGT_8ZQGTclQVO4bdHirT3BHImrCCHxlqCWLotjKtcYiur3DjNZ/s1600/Prayer_of_the_Rollerboys.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 233px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuHJvy3Lsc4ctEAh6Ksx39zj6XVnm-lJ_VPefkgFxOejq6BBWH7EJttydKsyH_CDFTdBw8uL2Mg5IdYleM1ao5Y7llaIGT_8ZQGTclQVO4bdHirT3BHImrCCHxlqCWLotjKtcYiur3DjNZ/s320/Prayer_of_the_Rollerboys.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5602307379391688594" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-31664883407588259982011-05-02T16:05:00.001-07:002011-05-02T16:18:20.744-07:00Payer of the... get me outta herePrayer of the Rollerboys, what can I say Elisa, you did it again. Not even the the acting prowess of the Haim Machine could save this one.<br />The day of the Rope-a-dope has not come and we are all the better for it.<br />Ok for real, this movie was slightly boring, very predictable, the acting was pretty bad, you could tell the kid was just reading the lines right before he said them.<br />As for the story, well it was ok, if you believe 12 scrawny young men could take over Los Angeles and hold it captive with just their reputaion and a pair of wicked roller-blades, gawd! Pretty lame.<br />At least we got one last flick from Corey before his career went kaboom!<br />RIP Corey and RIP this movie.<br /><br />I give this one <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">1.5 <span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">gory, story, allegory, montessoris out of</span> 5</span> (figure that reference out, if you can)<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHnscyTA0cOR4suYQqTbIow0GmkUorGG5PkADnbaNlNEVqrqzte0NhiOZ4VRn48ExMWA7K_PZIjqYjmd-JLls9Eef6ABf3gP4Ps1c_SkhuVwPBd8Sjeh5Guix6j-NHEpxgbqiGZVRqibDL/s1600/013_PrayerOfTheRollerBoys.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 249px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHnscyTA0cOR4suYQqTbIow0GmkUorGG5PkADnbaNlNEVqrqzte0NhiOZ4VRn48ExMWA7K_PZIjqYjmd-JLls9Eef6ABf3gP4Ps1c_SkhuVwPBd8Sjeh5Guix6j-NHEpxgbqiGZVRqibDL/s320/013_PrayerOfTheRollerBoys.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5602261027377760370" border="0" /></a>Malcolmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00597868945850980669noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-40319062511864304652011-04-25T20:45:00.000-07:002011-04-26T08:32:34.741-07:00Prayer of the RollerboysWell team I just might have done it again! The majesty of this movie might make it to the bottom of our movie rate o meter. It's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it. We have some inline skating, explosions and Corey Haim....doesn't get much better then this!<div><br /></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/w-_7EVc0JXs" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" width="480"></iframe></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); line-height: 17px;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:130%;" >"Better say your prayers, boy... they're coming."</span><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:100%;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 17px; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span"> </span></i></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;color:#333333;" class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 17px; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span">PS. You can thank me later :D</span></i></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></div>Elisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07467862906520764495noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-68033249113383716252011-04-25T15:07:00.000-07:002011-05-10T08:10:34.662-07:00Holes The GateThis was a pretty decent movie, I was actually a little startled in places.<br />Had some real nice zombies, muppets and special effects for its day.<br />The one thing I can't understand, and always made me mad when I was a kid (and still does) is why do monsters just stand there and move around in all their stop-motion awesomeness and not just squash the people. There, problem solved end of movie, the world is under the power of evil. Its like they got caught monologing and were thwarted by the good superhero. Baa.<br /><br />So would I watch this again, well, I saw it before when I was younger maybe when I was 15, so it didn't really scare me. I do remember when this was in theaters and it was billed a really scary movie, so when I did finally get to see it a few years later I thought it would be a poopfest but it was actually more of an adventure movie. I'd watch it again, or maybe I'll watch THE GATE II, starring the heavy metal kid with a nerd haircut. I think I'll do that.<br /><br />I give this <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">2</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">.5</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0); font-weight: bold;"> dead Mr. Mugs out of</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> 5</span></span> (you young-ins might not get that reference)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiZsO_m-wDXtPwRSczxsygesrluImJiRVD8Rx0e61RoDVzmdy7sshOBThbbD1OCle-9PPB9zJt_PtV0-bqKy4pzehPzVoS8zigyaQPdVMISBXGwk57r0Z4YvQgQpDJzdUhzYU4JhHcf_qO/s1600/012_The_Gate.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiZsO_m-wDXtPwRSczxsygesrluImJiRVD8Rx0e61RoDVzmdy7sshOBThbbD1OCle-9PPB9zJt_PtV0-bqKy4pzehPzVoS8zigyaQPdVMISBXGwk57r0Z4YvQgQpDJzdUhzYU4JhHcf_qO/s320/012_The_Gate.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5602215913924111298" border="0" /></a>Just a quick couple of portraits of the main kids (I couldn't think of anything else to draw)<br />One's cartoony and ones not (kinda missed the likeness of the kid on the right, oh well)Malcolmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00597868945850980669noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-39216007517167920012011-04-25T15:06:00.001-07:002011-04-25T15:08:12.115-07:00Gave Me the HeebeejeebeesPretty decent movie. There was quite a few parts during the movie that creeped me out. The gooey arms from beneath the bed, creepy nudie minions, old construction worker from in the walls and much more. The parents in this movie were both terrible actors, the kids were quite decent. I actually thought they were terrified.<br />Terry was quite annoying though (Glen's little friend). He drove me insane and I almost cheered when he fell in the hell hole! While partaking in this movie I learned a couple life lessons that I will share with you!<br /><br />Lesson 5- dress your minions from the petites section or their pants fall off and you may endure skid marks everywhere, bare bums hanging out at the very least.<br />Lesson 4- when walls start to move around or dead things start to come from the walls it's time for new drywall (or call your landlord)<br />Lesson 3- if moths grow to be bigger then small birds call an exterminator<br />Lesson 2- if you suspect your rock of producing a demon or opening the gates of hell, call a geologist<br />Lesson 1- call before you dig!!! I can't stress this enough.<br /><br /><br /><br /><center><a href="https://picasaweb.google.com/107804270594211434622/DrawnIn60Seconds?authkey=Gv1sRgCLCmu7PNpcqVYA#5599646016940083234"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3o0ADahYulOJUB1wdCinNGVdCRJwT0JB7CVQP_0nx29qhzVTXecso1P1EZggnx_faA1C3wK6CXfrkLjpx1MPx6CupQPNpw7v0DCkfWFYHWGVY1YB-ShMIG3bLcRypbBL4M13q6aDSd8M/s288/iphone_photo.jpg" style="margin:5px" border="0" height="175" width="281" /></a></center><br />I give this movie <span style="color:yellow;">3.5</span><span style="color:blue;">Angus steaks out of</span><span style="color:yellow;">5</span><br /><br /><br /><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPad.Elisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07467862906520764495noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-5747160783501556002011-04-25T14:39:00.000-07:002011-04-25T15:07:30.247-07:00Investigate, interrogate and delegateThe Gate was a creepy little movie, way more creepy then I thought it was going to be.<br /><br />Since I'm all grown up and awesome now, the movie didn't effect me at all. It was pretty straight forward and everything just kind of meanders along until the finale. However, if I saw this when I was kid, I would have peed my underoos.<br /><br />Seriously, how did you watch this when you were a kid Brandon? that must have f-'d your fragile little mind.<br /><br />Those minions were really creepy. the demon mom and dad where ultra creepy. and the shot of the dead family photo was mega creepy. a zombie dragging kids to hell is head-explodingly creepy.<br /><br />Creepiness aside, the movie's effects where really well done. The composting, makeup, and puppets are topnotch.<br /><br /><span style="color:green;">The Goods:</span> Fun and creepy movie. I'll probably watch it again sometime.<br /><span style="color:red;">The Bads:</span> The acting is pretty stiff and awkward.<br /><span style="color:blue;">The Moral:</span> Heavy metal has life lessons.<br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC66;">Rating:</span> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC33;">4</span></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC33;"> </span></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF9900;">melting phones </span></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFCC33;">out of 5</span></span></b><br /><br />Get it? Minions.. hurr hurr<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKiSj6gmwg7Idrc2LTqATgKJoNPvwGE7ahLsAMMtva8ylqheU07f3xXnveStaneI_owZV5Q_vnhjHH9EFfIF9UEd5UwWmNgq-YRXcrGRQrs05FXaUs_RywUtnFY1KKA0DUtccGe94Lqej8/s1600/thegate_minions.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 156px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKiSj6gmwg7Idrc2LTqATgKJoNPvwGE7ahLsAMMtva8ylqheU07f3xXnveStaneI_owZV5Q_vnhjHH9EFfIF9UEd5UwWmNgq-YRXcrGRQrs05FXaUs_RywUtnFY1KKA0DUtccGe94Lqej8/s320/thegate_minions.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5599644562206367186" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4468056304077735165.post-22066926649680643492011-04-20T08:39:00.000-07:002011-04-20T08:43:52.095-07:00Not as Creepy as I RememberedThis time around it just seemed kinda cheesy. This movie used to give me nightmares when I was younger, but now the only thing I find horrific is the dialogue.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;"> I couldn't believe how nonchalant these kids were during the whole ordeal, sure they were screaming but seriously it wasn't even close to the reaction they should have had. They opened a Gate. To. Hell. With demons n' shit! Mind you those demons were pretty pathetic too, they were utterly defeated by one kid. With a model rocket... seriously, a model rocket.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">Honorable comedy mention goes to Minion 53; the little freak-out he was having while being stepped on was hilarious.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">Crappy writing aside the special effects weren't too shabby. The monster effects were done really well I thought; I liked how they used actors in monster suits for the close up shots of the minions. It gave them a nice creepy vibe. Also how they meshed together the actors in minion suits with the human actors was pretty impressive.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">Even though I wasn't freaked out nearly as much as I was when I was younger there is still one shot in the movie that gives me the heeby-jeebies; it's where you can see a minion through the rails of the balcony on the second floor:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiV-UcOAGLjB4j7LUVjwqZaIldXYJBMqQzkuPFehZNfbRmZNegof2mU5JiSuGZnNbMHcyug7dvzGKBm3BjeT140SBK6YMlFxm-ZlGS9RsQQ33eJhJlaf6pwl26BIhumZ9wqf8sfXisyqBw/s1600/gateMinion.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="247" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiV-UcOAGLjB4j7LUVjwqZaIldXYJBMqQzkuPFehZNfbRmZNegof2mU5JiSuGZnNbMHcyug7dvzGKBm3BjeT140SBK6YMlFxm-ZlGS9RsQQ33eJhJlaf6pwl26BIhumZ9wqf8sfXisyqBw/s320/gateMinion.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">This shot, f**k this shot.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;">Not the worst movie ever, I give it <b style="color: orange;">2 <span style="color: red;">Epileptic Minions</span> out of 5.</b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">And for mindless hilarity, I give you Gary Busey as the minions:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDLDENUniqEu_fCj96NRkInlQnxV7AVGBg815ircR3k77ZDOf525RD7vpDD4BxkISNcPRagtgK2ISAcIFSN3LzfVHnw-EouUknnLnSoUiXmv7wiKXtFtiQrHLU7Y_uckasmnQNR97v1f4/s1600/crazybuseyminons.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDLDENUniqEu_fCj96NRkInlQnxV7AVGBg815ircR3k77ZDOf525RD7vpDD4BxkISNcPRagtgK2ISAcIFSN3LzfVHnw-EouUknnLnSoUiXmv7wiKXtFtiQrHLU7Y_uckasmnQNR97v1f4/s1600/crazybuseyminons.gif" /></a></div><br />
~B-Man<br />
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