The Phrophecy, more like the Disapointacy

Well, I can't really remember all the details of this just the overwhelming feeling that something big might happen and it will be so cool cause Christopher Walken is in it with Casey Jones and the guy who was fired from being Marty Mcfly. And then the end came... the end of the movie.
Nothing really exiting happened. I can't even remember who all died. Yawn fest.
Judging by the cast and the synopsis this seemed like a really good movie.
I'm giving it 2 don't judge a book by its covers out of 5.

I thought the scene where Christopher Walken was sitting on the steps with the kids kinda pervish.
Come HEre... little GIrl... I've got a TRUMpet... do you wanna BLOW it... for Me... I'm GAbriel

Prothetic

Get it? It's like pathetic but I incorporated the title of the movie kinda! Anyhoo... the Prophecy could have done so much more! I really liked the story line, I had extremely low expectations for this movie so when I actually watched it I was a little surprised! I am not saying it was a good movie, I am just saying it had a good premise! I am a fan of supernatural/ spiritual being anything so its hard to rate this movie. There were some really unacceptable parts in this movie ie. open mouth kisses for little girls from much older men, eyeless angels and Cassey Jones without the turtles! Some positive points...ummm... pretty writing in the lost passage of the bible and...Viggo Mortensen as Lucifer saving the day!

I wish they would have tied up some loose ends like Thomas reconciling his faith, and perhaps explaining the deal with that teacher and her attachment to Mary. When I went home sick from school non of the teachers came to check on me or tuck me in!

Overall I give this movie 2.25 spit swappin' souls out of 5

the Mundane Prophecy

The title was suppose to be a pun on the Mothman Prophecy...eh?

To really tell if you enjoyed a movie, you should be thinking about it AFTER the movie is done.

If you watch a movie and you are still thinking about the story, certain characters, or even certain feelings, then it was probably a good movie. It made some sort of connection with you.

The Prophecy was the opposite of that. It was one of those movies that I'll probably forget about seeing in a year or so.

The Goods: If someone a year from now asks me if I'd seen the Prophecy. I'd probably say "I don't think so..."

The Bads: If someone a year from now asks me if I'd seen the Prophecy. I'd probably say "I don't think so..."

The 1st Moral: Remember Kids: Never hang out with creepy grown men! They might give you mints, but all they want is your soul!

The 2nd Moral: Having some homeless guy in your school give you mouth to mouth isn't a way to gain a soul. Its a way to gain something else. something gross. (Especially if he was previously kissing dead guys.)

The Rating: 2 I don't give a cares out of 5

The one good thing about this movie was that I got to draw Christopher Walken Vs Casey Jones. I haven't drawn Casey Jones since I was like ten. Awesome.

If you don't know why I drew Casey Jones, then shame on you!

The Forecast

 After viewing the trailer for "The Prophecy" I was super pumped to see it. Being a fan of the "Supernatural" series I figured this movie was right up my alley! But, sadly, I was disappointed. Granted movies require some suspension of disbelief, but it was really hard for me to do on this one.

It started out great, had lots of potential. But they dropped the ball around the part where they introduced Mary to carry the dark soul the angels were after (The way Simon gave it to her was super creepy too O_O). They could have done so much better with the mithos they were given for this story, but they wasted it all (even Christopher Walken's potential as the angel Gabriel!). I dunno, maybe I went into this with expectations that were too high; but common! ANative American exorcism ritual for something that was obviously a christian-themed myth wtf!? They had an excellent opportunity use the background of Thomas and have him regain his faith through some sort of internal conflict and then finally caving in and performing the exorcism himself.  It even seemed like they were leading up to that from the beginning by showing the detective about to get his priest-hood (or bishop-robe or whatever) before he had an episode in the church and abandoning it to become a Detective instead; then discovering Uziel's bible with the new chapter and deciphering it. But then it all kinda fell flat I felt; sure Daggett gets his faith back in the end, but it was done in a kind of "well-the-movie-is-over-lets-wrap-everything-up" way *pfffffft* lame!

On the plus side: Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen) as Lucifer, and Christopher Walken as Gabriel.

Maybe there's hope for it in "The Prophecy II", but I doubt it...

I give it 2 rubber angel faces out of 5.

"What do you love Gabriel?"
"Cracking your skull!"

~B-Man

Ninja Movie Topic!

I'll just leave this here...

This week's Movie:

The Prophecy

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Starring Christopher Walken (Woo!)

The angel, Gabriel, is on a mission to collect a soul to end the stalemate between Heaven and Hell; and he doesn't plan on asking nicely for it either... DUN DUN DUHHHH!