Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Collision Course? More like crash and burn!

I should have known at a glance. First clue of terrible is Jay Leno! Holy smokes you want some bad acting..... Leno is prime example he is worst than Keanu Reaves!!!! I was hoping Mr. Miyagi would save the movie, maybe train a couple karate experts (small but mighty) to really kick butt and become the new "buddy cops" but alas my dreams were shattered.
The most exciting part in this movie: a flying kick through a windshield that squishes the antagonist's head like it was nutty putty!!!! Woohoo. While this motion is taking place you are thinking "no, he's not really going to, OMG he did!!!"

I took you through the whole movie now you don't have to watch it! :D
I give this movie 1.5 sweep the leg Johnnys out of 5.
This is Mr. Myagi destroying "Leno san's" dreams.
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3 comments:

  1. UnknownMarch 16, 2011 at 9:36 PM

    Haha awesome, you captured Leno's weird boomerang shaped head nicely here.

    Y U No tell me this before I watch this movie?!

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  2. MalcolmMarch 18, 2011 at 7:11 AM

    Wow, it looks like Daniel son and Leno had a baby, scary.

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  3. JeremyMarch 18, 2011 at 8:59 AM

    I like how mr miyagi has "Police" written on him. That would have been beneficial in this movie. Jay "Boomerang" Leno wouldn't have mistaken him for a thug and mr miyagi could have solved the case by himself.

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