Monday, May 2, 2011

Payer of the... get me outta here

Prayer of the Rollerboys, what can I say Elisa, you did it again. Not even the the acting prowess of the Haim Machine could save this one.
The day of the Rope-a-dope has not come and we are all the better for it.
Ok for real, this movie was slightly boring, very predictable, the acting was pretty bad, you could tell the kid was just reading the lines right before he said them.
As for the story, well it was ok, if you believe 12 scrawny young men could take over Los Angeles and hold it captive with just their reputaion and a pair of wicked roller-blades, gawd! Pretty lame.
At least we got one last flick from Corey before his career went kaboom!
RIP Corey and RIP this movie.

I give this one 1.5 gory, story, allegory, montessoris out of 5 (figure that reference out, if you can)


2 comments:

  1. I actually lolled on this one. Too funny oh and love your take on the sexy pants!

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  2. "12 scrawny young men could take over Los Angeles and hold it captive with just their reputaion and a pair of wicked roller-blades"

    this should be the descriptive paragraph on the back of the VHS

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