So I'll do a review on the reviews.
In one word: awesome. The play on words based on the movie title were great. And the ruthless bashing of this movie warms my heart. You could really feel the reviewer's pain as you read their articles.
Overall I give their reviews 10 Whiskey Shots out of 5 (you know, to help them forget this awful movie).
I bet if there were ninjas in this movie it would be ten times better, because ninjas are awesome.